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You know, sometimes people just amaze me with their literary talent. While I can't really write that well, I see other people depositing their literary nuggets of wisdom all over the place. If you look closely, you can find these literary nuggets in the weirdest of places. This afternoon, I found one scrawled on a bathroom stall (I kid you not!). I stood there and pondered the deep meaning of what it was saying. And in the end, I realized that my subordinate intellect would never be able to grasp the true meaning of this nugget:

Kerry-Edwards s%*t head hats

I kid you not. Wow! That's profound. That is deep. Whoever wrote this achieved amazing alignment to the true meaning of the universe. It is so profound that I venture a guess that the author was not of this world. Wow.

p.s. Retard!

 

Dear Reader,

I did not mean to offend you by the use of the word “retard” or s%&t. I was referring to the author of the original quote as a retard. I was *not* referring to you, my loyal reader. If you have taken offense to the mentioning of this word or simply misunderstood whom I was referring to, I humbly apologize. I hope this will not affect your passion for reading my blog. I also hope that it has not caused any psychological or emotional damage either.

With that said,

Toss off already!

 

Dear Reader,

I send you my deepest regret and sorrow if you were offended by me telling you to “toss off“. I only meant it in the most loving and friendly way possible. No harm was meant to be done. I have no hatred towards you or your ugly, mutated, illegitimate children, I promise.

With that said,

Enjoy life and love the universe. (maybe run over kiss a few bunnies along the way (and strangle hug a puppy (and club save a baby seal))).

Posted on Friday, October 22, 2004 4:02 PM | Back to top


Comments on this post: Ah! A Literary Genius At Work (e.g. Not Me)

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Dude, your hilarious today. How do you expect me to work when I'm busting a gut?
Left by carlos on Oct 22, 2004 5:06 PM

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Little do you know that the whole purpose of this "hilarious"-ness (as you so eloquently put it), is to sap all energy that other developers have to work. I don't want a single developer on the face of this planet to be able to work. HAHAHAHA! MWUHAHAHAHA!

Okay, as a global dominator, I'm an utter failure. But I like to think that perhaps I can make people laugh every now and then (even though I do cross the line a lot (or as someone else put it, it's like I am oblivious to the existence of any line in the first place)).
Left by Jason Olson on Oct 22, 2004 5:12 PM

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*giggles*

Besides, lines sucks anyways. I'm gonna go squash^H^H^H^H^H^Hhug some bunnies now.
Left by Marcus Stade on Oct 22, 2004 5:37 PM

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Just make sure you get the plump, er, I mean cute ones.
Left by Jason Olson on Oct 22, 2004 5:43 PM

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This shiznit is bleeping hysterical.
Left by blameMike on Oct 23, 2004 1:14 PM

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I keeed, I keeed
Left by Jason Olson on Oct 23, 2004 4:11 PM

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what is a literary genius?
Left by marsha on Jan 19, 2005 8:48 PM

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I came accross an absolutely amazing literary artist the other day online, he blew me away with how he used words. The structure was practically musical. He is called Karlingo Lorefield and well worth checking out as he is a poet, a literary performer and so much more it seems. His poetry is amazing
Left by Barbara Smithson on Mar 25, 2010 8:51 AM

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